Caption Contest Results!



Sorry pal. You can't come up without a wrist band. - Quentin


We thought the above was the funniest, but honorable mention goes to...



  • See, Frank... we aren't packing any heat! - Tom

  • Of course the suit is handmade. Just like you. - Chazt

  • The United Flashers Convention is now in session. - Greg

  • See? Arrid Extra Dry really works! I stay dry and comfortable all day! - Johnny

  • Costello tries to overwhelm the Frankenstein monster with his body odor, while Abbot looks frantically for a way past Dracula. - ida

  • I think it's a little too late to try to impress him! - Dave

  • What do you guys think of my Lou Costello costume? I think I'll wear it for the next Chiller costume contest. Bob, when you finish checking the weatherstripping over there, show Drac and Frank your Bud Abbott costume. - Stewart

  • I'm the king of the world! wait... where's Leonardo Dicaprio? - dnerd

  • Now step through the detector and show me your passport. - paul

  • Hey wilber, mines bigger! - joe

  • Sorry you didn't say Simon Says. - skyykidd

  • Coming soon to a theater near you; "Dinner with Drac" or "Abbott & Costello do the Monster Mash" - nybobby

  • Hey Bud - Why are these monsters chasing us? Because I sold them shares of Enron! - james

  • I'm on the Jenny Craig diet and look I've lost 25 lbs... oh yeah, well l lost 50 lbs on the Atkins diet! - jesse

  • S & K Menswear unveils its new "Monsterific" line. - Marty

  • One more step and I drop the pants! - Ben

  • Abbot: We're clearly on second. Frankenstein's on third. Costello: Who's on first? - chris


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